TurdBurkel

Bike on a bridge

2009-07-17T13:09:00.001-07:00

Summer Bubble, Boy

2009-07-01T07:35:00.000-07:00

This is a summer bubble boy. You can see what our backyard looks like.

Berlin

2009-02-27T13:22:00.000-08:00

Tentative Texas Trip (Points of Interest)

2008-04-06T01:10:00.000-07:00

View Larger Map

Interested?

2007-10-01T02:54:00.000-07:00

Ring me fo' sho.

An Intro to YTMND

2007-05-30T13:23:00.000-07:00

Have a gander at my latest YTMND. It think it's pretty good:

http://poisoneye.ytmnd.com/

TB

Pipes and Amusement Parks

2006-12-13T17:48:00.000-08:00

If you own a pipe you should start smoking it 'cause they're really in now. Mouth Cancer is in now too.

Tivoli in the Winter. Frigid, but because of global warming, not frigid enuf!

After I took this picture, I went into a Cafe and had an Emmentaler Sandwich, crisp and warm, with a Cappucino. Can you say "beorgoeiseiseo".

Attack of the Wispy Side Tuft Rodeo Balls Head

2006-12-01T21:37:00.000-08:00

Oh my...look at this thing closely. Where's the neckeronomous boschltof? Swallowed amongst the sallow neckpiece. Head to Neck to Collar...bro.

BAC's "Booty" or "Winnings"

2006-10-03T20:55:00.000-07:00

BAC won the contest...in a super cheap way I might add, but I needed some closure on this pile. What has he won? The latest book on the depressing symptoms of Globalization:

BAC

2006-10-02T19:11:00.000-07:00

Looks like "bac" took the contest. After a long stint away...it's time to rectify this pile of a blog. I will post the winnings to "bac" soon. Drugs are good and so are Hasselhof photos.

-TB

At the "Gates of Hell"...bitch.

Cash Only.

2006-08-12T19:19:00.000-07:00

been too bsuy

2006-07-26T18:54:00.000-07:00

Been too bsuy to mintaain the ctnoest. Hpoefuly I can get smoe sfutf up trhee soon.

Entry 4: "Jenchengasaurus" -- 7/17/2006 2:10 PM

2006-07-17T17:01:00.000-07:00

Entry 3: "NoDrugs" -- 7/5/06 4:29 PM

2006-07-06T07:24:00.000-07:00

Entry 2: "GilHasselhoff2" -- 6/26/06 4:09 p.m.

2006-06-27T16:27:00.000-07:00

"GilHasselhoff2"
by BAC

Entry1: "Adolphshin"

2006-06-26T15:05:00.000-07:00

Paint Contest is Back

2006-06-19T19:29:00.000-07:00

Hello fellow Turds,

It's time for a new Paint Contest, this time with a better prize at stake (the prize will be revealed soon). However, there are some new rules that must be followed:

1. The Windows XP Paint application must be used for creating the masterpiece
2. The "Painting" must contain at least one photo
3. The "Painting" must contain some kind of text, be it a sonnet, a novel, a single word
4. It must be signed and have a caption to be awarded the credit
5. Failure to follow the above four rules results in disqualification (although I might still post it)
6. You can enter as often as you like. The winner is judged by the number of "Comment"-votes your painting receives.

The honor-system is at stake here so don't automate some script to post a yes vote for your painting every 30 minutes...

I will post each entry on the day it is received. The contest ends on Friday, June 30th. Voting can be done at any time using the Comment feature of the Blogger. Here's a sample to get this party started right, rite, write, rechts, butterfly:

Sith Pong Bitch

2006-06-13T09:54:00.000-07:00

You're my pong bitch Windu...prepare to suffer.

DM

2006-06-11T15:35:00.000-07:00

Shout Out to DangerMouse Yo.

The Text Post

2006-05-26T20:06:00.000-07:00

Yeah. Dis is the text post. When comparing my blog to others I've found that it has an extremely low word/picture ratio. It's like .0217 or something. Thus, I thought I should push a bit of text into the temple of turd to do it some justice. I leave for the UK tomorrow to go tell some people how to do some things (train). Should be fun but expensive. I haven't had any skate photos recently, so I'll try to get Stjepan to take some photos of us soon on some mini-ramp or on the streets representin'. Late.......tb.

Cosmo Kramer in da Haus

2006-05-18T19:22:00.000-07:00

This is hard to believe. "Assmann Travels".

Berlin

2006-04-30T10:16:00.000-07:00

The turd is headed to Berlin. On the Agenda:

1. Show Kid to Relatives and Friends
2. Visit some old but young friends
3. See other friends' kids
4. Buy some Helge CDs
5. Buy some van Dannen CDs
6. Buy some Studio Braun CDs
7. Go Skate
8. Turn 30
9. Not go to "Happy Grill-O" for Doeners

There might not be a post for a bit...but I will try to update it from abroad. Here's a Cromagnum Alien Dog Photo for your Pleasure c/o Mr. Hudson <--

Nice Clogs

2006-04-14T22:17:00.000-07:00

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2006-04-06T20:19:00.000-07:00

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2006-03-22T20:12:00.000-08:00

SchmittStix

2006-02-28T18:00:00.000-08:00

Mehringdammfrau

2006-02-25T19:35:00.000-08:00

O, Mehringdammfrau.
In keinem Sonnenschein
betrachte ich dich,
sondern tief
unter der Erde.

Wenn der Zug mal
anhaelt,
machst du ein Gesicht
wie ein gestochenen Ferkel...
Schoen

The Winner: Artsy Cassius_your Yo-Yo Sucks

2006-02-17T15:46:00.000-08:00

Hi. Here's the winner of the contest...Artsy Cassius. Yep, goes to show you that no fancy schmancy stuff is needed to make art. Just a crappy program that's super limited. Congratulations Jeff:

Contest Extension

2006-02-10T07:15:00.000-08:00

Can't end the contest today 'cause I only got six entries and 1 vote and a few other people first learned of the contest last night, etc. I will extend the contest 'til next Friday or until I think it's too much...maybe sooner.

What's At Stake

2006-02-07T14:22:00.000-08:00

I don't think you all realize what's at stake in this "Contest". To celebrate the utter difficulties with composing anything remotely good looking in XP Paint, the Candidate with the most skills will win:

FIRST PRIZE

XP Paint Entries

2006-02-06T16:07:00.000-08:00

On display are the entries I received for the week of Feb 6th, 2006. I will continue to post the contestants throughout the week, but the winner will first be announced on Friday Feb 10th. The winner is determined by the number of comments posted in favor of a certain "piece". The honor system is at stake here, so no multiple votes from anyone...although I would never be able to tell, except perhaps by the style of the comment and/or language. I've titled them myself:

entry1_Take a Worm for a Walk Week

entry2_Pig Vomit Westsiiiude!

entry3_JabberWalker Texas Ranger

entry4_Very Soothing Xmas Card (dig the blues)

entry5_Crap this is funny

entry6_PeteBaca meet Buttrust

entry7_Bret's Snake

entry8_I filled my Cord Arounds with Putty

entry9_Baca in Triplicate T-Rans

entry10_License to Gilintine's Day...Yo

entry11_Artsy Cassius -- Your Yo-Yo sux though

Windows XP Paint Contest

2006-02-05T13:37:00.000-08:00

If you're down, send me your best Windows XP Paint art piece. You can import anything you want into it but you can't use any extended tools or PhotoShop or any crap like that. You know the address. I will post the contestants. Look at my pile of a drawing below. If nothing is entered better than this I will cry.

Bak from Austin

2006-02-05T13:26:00.000-08:00

Bak frum Austin frumious Bandersnatches. All in one piece too with the Fam in tow. Here's a picture I made in Paint. Don't make fun:

'Nother Yodel

2006-01-22T18:06:00.000-08:00

Ollieing fat moving boxes is very non-chalant. You could easily smuggle some durdelovs up in that piece. Frankfurter Tor, represent. Let's go to Humana after this and snag some stinky leotards...Then go to Happy Grillo and buy some flambayed pork knuckles.

New Grubbletop Kocktails

2006-01-21T00:13:00.000-08:00

Chose Trebuchet...means I always gotta scroll to that pile of a font to keep the 'ol B consistent. Lame...

No one's around for this endeavour. No friends, no enemies, no nada, no comments. Should I end this pile of shiite? If not, please comment. Here's another photo ASS! Claybs in the deep end.

Nailed Haggis

2006-01-19T21:29:00.000-08:00

Come pet my nailed haggis you bastards. Be nice...and pet this haggle. Pet it! you purdlefish.

Actor Bump

2006-01-19T21:19:00.000-08:00

Another fattles from Anglease...also old as pie. Winged beast yo...

U-Bahn Nutsack

2006-01-12T23:33:00.000-08:00

This is a self-portrait drawn while riding the U-Bahn with a sack full of pain (as indicated by the little kernel with lightning bolts shooting out of it) drinking Radeberger and reading some Hoffmann. Dig Komander's name at the bottom...he still owes me like 6 Euro for that lesson on MLK day...that punk!

Whisper Burd

2006-01-12T23:18:00.000-08:00

This photo is just pleasant to look at. Look at the brown cords, Simples, young as pie with some furdle creepin' long as a side dish. Santa Monica is for pushing. Wonder if the furd's got Kryptos...

Second Turd (a hodge burkel)

2006-01-10T22:15:00.000-08:00

Klenkles rolling from a fat back 360 chest high...

china carve no b

fat reiko nuts

free willy pop

First Turd

2006-01-10T22:01:00.000-08:00

Definition of TurdBurkel

2006-01-10T21:35:00.000-08:00

Spot is for posting stuff that otherwise wouldn't make the cover of any magazines or premiere in any pro spotlights. In other words, pure TurdBurkel material. If you find some dusty ol' fotos and want to see 'em up there, let me know...wilsons. You know who you are.